Full Ranking of the Grumpiest and Happiest States

Here we list all fifty U.S. states from the grumpiest to the happiest.

Rank State
1 DC
2 CO
3 OR
4 CA
5 AZ
6 NV
7 MA
8 WA
9 NY
10 KY
11 IL
12 TX
13 OH
14 IN
15 RI
16 NM
17 CT
18 WY
19 VT
20 MD
21 AK
22 VA
23 PA
24 UT
25 OK
26 MN
27 HI
28 MI
29 MO
30 NC
31 GA
32 ME
33 SC
34 TN
35 AR
36 NE
37 MT
38 KS
39 ID
40 SD
41 WV
42 FL
43 WI
44 NJ
45 ND
46 AL
47 IA
48 DE
49 NH
50 MS
51 LA
Rank State Total Reviews Grumpy Reviews %Grumpy % Not Grumpy Average Review Review Percentile Grumpy Percentile GrumpIndex Score
1 DC 6,709 956 14.25 85.75 3.85 0.02 0.98

92.82

2 CO 4,969 792 15.94 84.06 3.84 0 1

73.57

3 OR 4,073 610 14.98 85.02 3.89 0.06 0.94

68.01

4 CA 42,111 6081 14.44 85.56 3.91 0.1 0.9

65.59

5 AZ 6,996 1036 14.81 85.19 3.93 0.14 0.86

65.22

6 NV 2,509 371 14.79 85.21 3.89 0.08 0.92

62.33

7 MA 10,769 1362 12.65 87.35 3.97 0.24 0.76

61.01

8 WA 7,575 1008 13.31 86.69 3.93 0.16 0.84

57.08

9 NY 20,523 2680 13.06 86.94 3.97 0.2 0.8

53.86

10 KY 2,047 391 19.1 80.9 4.08 0.86 0.14

53.77

11 IL 13,371 1696 12.68 87.32 3.99 0.28 0.72

50.89

12 TX 29,005 3681 12.69 87.31 4.05 0.64 0.36

47.85

13 OH 9,408 1221 12.98 87.02 3.97 0.26 0.74

45.09

14 IN 4,635 645 13.92 86.08 3.99 0.3 0.7

44.96

15 RI 1,073 131 12.21 87.79 4.04 0.56 0.44

44.77

16 NM 1,427 192 13.45 86.55 3.97 0.22 0.78

42.12

17 CT 3,980 443 11.13 88.87 4.02 0.42 0.58

41.84

18 WY 228 38 16.67 83.33 3.85 0.04 0.96

40.64

19 VT 599 69 11.52 88.48 4.04 0.52 0.48

39.06

20 MD 5,848 650 11.11 88.89 4.04 0.54 0.46

36.93

21 AK 782 82 10.49 89.51 4.04 0.62 0.38

35.40

22 VA 7,804 855 10.96 89.04 4.02 0.4 0.6

35.04

23 PA 11,055 1253 11.33 88.67 4.04 0.6 0.4

34.33

24 UT 1,535 216 14.07 85.93 3.92 0.12 0.88

33.42

25 OK 1,977 277 14.01 85.99 3.95 0.18 0.82

32.33

26 MN 4,084 473 11.58 88.42 4.03 0.44 0.56

30.43

27 HI 1,346 137 10.18 89.82 4.06 0.74 0.26

29.06

28 MI 7,023 817 11.63 88.37 4.05 0.66 0.34

28.39

29 MO 4,010 468 11.67 88.33 4.01 0.36 0.64

26.57

30 NC 7,167 815 11.37 88.63 4.05 0.68 0.32

26.43

31 GA 7,267 816 11.23 88.77 4.03 0.46 0.54

25.76

32 ME 1,125 110 9.78 90.22 4.03 0.48 0.52

22.73

33 SC 2,751 321 11.67 88.33 4.06 0.72 0.28

16.86

34 TN 3,839 427 11.12 88.88 4.07 0.82 0.18

14.46

35 AR 1,276 167 13.09 86.91 4.05 0.7 0.3

13.23

36 NE 875 102 11.66 88.34 4.04 0.58 0.42

12.65

37 MT 492 56 11.38 88.62 4.00 0.34 0.66

12.06

38 KS 1,306 143 10.95 89.05 4.06 0.76 0.24

11.48

39 ID 667 75 11.24 88.76 4,00 0.32 0.68

10.89

40 SD 166 19 11.45 88.55 4.04 0.5 0.5

10.31

41 WV 656 75 11.43 88.57 4.02 0.38 0.62

9.72

42 FL 14,613 1589 10.87 89.13 4.07 0.8 0.2

9.14

43 WI 4,236 422 9.96 90.04 4.07 0.78 0.22

8.55

44 NJ 6,366 621 9.75 90.25 4.07 0.84 0.16

7.97

45 ND 190 23 12.11 87.89 4.10 0.96 0.04

7.38

46 AL 1,808 186 10.29 89.71 4.10 0.92 0.08

6.80

47 IA 1,383 138 9.98 90.02 4.10 0.9 0.1

6.21

48 DE 776 73 9.41 90.59 4.10 0.94 0.06

5.63

49 NH 1,245 109 8.76 91.24 4.10 0.88 0.12

5.04

50 MS 792 78 9.85 90.15 4.13 0.98 0.02

4.46

51 LA 2,195 220 10.02 89.98 4.16 1 0

3.87